bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
I overheard this conversation earlier today
- Girl: You think I can hold drink because I am Russian? That is stereotype.
- Guy: Oh, sorry. I didnt mean to offend you. But can you?
- Girl: Of course I can, Im Russian.
so you know how a vulcan kiss is like this?
well i was in math class and and this guy and i were trying to high five but we were too far away so we just touched out two fingers together like this^^
and then i sat down and thought about it for a second.
then i went “hey patrick, are you a trekkie?”
and he went “no, but my parents are huge trekkies”
and i went “so you know what’s up?”
and he went “oh, i know what’s up.”
I ship it