Best of Autocorrect
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'
I'm going on a date?
blue-eye-boy: He is not ugly nor is he gorgeous…average looking, a little older than me. I don’t see it really going anywhere or us doing anything at all, it is just the feelings I got out of it. Yet I think he wants to do stuff right away but that my friend will not happen, I have learned my lesson with that. Anyways, it is just nice to go out with a guy and even if it goes know where or if it...
naturallyunnatural: vapours: THE SONG THE...
I'd rather cuddle then have sex.
alexgaskarthspeen: holdenyouhostage: This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi. hehehoho
Crudmudgeonz Tumblr: Heart Turbine keeps you alive... →
crudmudgeon: Having a pulse is generally associated with not being dead, but that’s only because a pulse is connected to a heartbeat. There’s no reason that our blood needs to be all stop and go like that, and a new type of heart implant uses a pair of turbines to eliminate both heartbeat and pulse while…
Releasing a pokemon
acciosquirtle: Expectation: Reality:
Its time to go to school